Stupid Old Bitty
Dumb old cunt calls in and whats to talk to Patrice, she calls the studio line for this. Dumb old bitch, who only listens for news, obits and Bargin Market. I tell her to please hold and since we had a half day I don't know if Patrice is in any more. I put her on hold and page Patrice's desk. Nobody there so I take the lady off hold and tell her that Patrice is not in any more and she tells me about how she lives on Robin Hood Lane or something and that a county road that they use to come to Platteville is under construction and her husband got a ticket for using it, and it takes like another 30 minutes using some other way to get to get to Platteville. Of cource this 'story' takes longer for her to spit it out I just condenced the fucking thing. So then she says what do you think about that? "About what?" "Well you havn't been listening at all thanks for nothing." and hangs up. Now if I wanted to piss the old bitty off I would have told her ya know what I would do? I would fucking deal with it. Ya wanna know why? Because the fucking world doesn't revolve around me, and the whole world isn't out to get me and make it sure that I won't get my fucking Culvers for the week. Plan ahead you dumb bitch, you know the road is being worked on what the hell do you want us to do? Drive it to you? Fuck off the world keeps going on. Get in your car plan for that extra half hour and deal with it. Dumb bitch.

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